Stephanie grew up as an ugly child on the mean streets of Lockport, NY. She attended private Catholic school for 12 years, not surprising for the daughter of a prominent Republican. Her father, William E. Miller, was a 14-year congressman and RNC chairman for 3 years. He guaranteed his inclusion in almanacs by being Barry Goldwater's running mate in 1964.

At some point, Stephanie stopped being Republican, Catholic, and ugly.

These days, Stephanie (a.k.a. "Stephie", "Steph", "Momma") is a successful radio host. Stephanie lives with an unknown number of mice and 3 large dogs. Stephanie has never been married, though she has expressed an affinity for firemen.
Stephanie is a wine aficionado, sometimes even buying it in bottles instead of boxes. Her youthful good looks can be attributed to favorable genes, regular exercise, a positive attitude, and minor plastic surgery.